Common-ness

God of Warrior, Guan Yu

Shin Chan

God of Warrior and Shin Chan. What do we have in common? Hmm, we all have a pair of really really dark and thick brows.

*giggle* yes, I had my brows done up. Thanks to bluunis, I look like Guan Yu whenever I'm angry and I look like Shin Chan when I'm being silly. This is just so awesome.

Extroverts

My mom's such an extrovert.

Brought my mom to the hospital a couple of weeks ago as she was unwell. A Chinese nurse attended to my mom and during the 20 mins procedural tests and checks, the nurse is already an old family friend.

The conversation below is in Mandarin. Translated to English for convenience sake
"My son-in-law is not free. I called him just now but he was in a meeting."

"Both he and my youngest daughter are very busy but my son-in-law contacted my youngest daughter because he was worried about me."

"There, the one sitting outside is my youngest daughter. She works in a new company now, cannot take leave. I help her take care of her boys. My grandson is unwell, cough. Must be the weather."

"I also cough. *sigh*, old people like that one lor"

"Just last few weeks ago, my eldest daughter brought me to Cheras for checkup. Check blood, check urine. But, no report yet."

"My eldest daughter works in bank. The doctors in Cheras hospital is also quite good. But very far. Don't want to trouble her. She's also very busy working"

"I have sons too. Also very busy. Sometimes, old people shouldn't trouble them. They have their own life"

blah blah blah blah ..

So, in just a short 20 minutes time, the nurse became an old family friend. She can already draw the family tree out of the conversation she had with my mom.During my schooling days, I had to think twice about bringing friends back home. Else, my deepest darkest secrets would then be openly brought up as topic-of-the-day.

But this is not the worst thing. One thing is for sure. An extrovert who blogs is 100 times more dangerous than one who doesn't. Look at what I have done ! I retold the story to be read by so many others ! *wicked grin*

I'm such an extrovert.

Ciggy vs Dinner

Left my cash in the shorts I wore during the weekends and I went to work with minimal cash in purse. So I thought that I could still withdraw some cash from the ATM machine until I realised that the ATM card is in the same pocket.

This happens to me quite regularly, especially on Mondays. I have only approximately RM30 in my purse at work. Spent RM20 during lunch and I'm left with RM12. Jef called me on my way home and he asked me to help him pack some dinner back. A simple hawker's dinner meal's still within my limited budget and I agreed to help. A couple of minutes later, he called back and asked help to get ciggies for him. Oh no, ciggies + dinner = more than RM12. So, I gave him the ultimate decision to make. Ciggy or Dinner. He could only choose one. He thought about it for 3 seconds and he chose ... (I'm sure it wouldn't take a 3 years old to figure this out)

It's really not easy being a wife these days. If there's a wife advert, you will probably find one main requirement which is - Ability to play multiple roles.


Don't get the dirty idea. (I know what you are thinking about)

A wife must be a police traffic.
How? She must be able to tell traffic condition at all times.
When? On the way to somewhere, Jef asked, "Do you think it would be jam there later?"

A wife must be a parking attendant
How? She must be able to tell parking conditions anywhere
When? In a shopping mall, Jef asked, "Should I park at valet parking or should I go into parking lots, ah? Do you think there's any spots for me?"

A wife must be a weather woman or even a meteorologist !
How? She must be able to predict the weather
When? Jef would ask whenever he wants to, "Hey, going to rain?"

So, you see. It's really not easy being a wife these days. And how do I fit? Perfectly. For not being able to answer any of his questions and still look knowlegeable. To him, I'm putting on the "My-God,-like-that-also don't-know-ahh-face" and it works like magic all the time.

P/S: Incase you are still wondering, he chose ciggy.

Kewl, ya?

Cool is about being yourself

Today, I had a conversation with a colleague and that's what he quoted. We were talking about daily allowances and lunchboxes for his children. *The conversation has been cut short to prevent you from dozing off*

Me : So, how much do you give to your kids everyday? Bet RM10 would be just nice if they have to eat out, huh?

Coll : I don't really know how much .. my wife takes from my wallet for them. But, I do pack them some biscuits, bread with a slice of cheese and their favourite biscuits. Something handy in case they get hungry. At times, I pack bananas for them too.

Me : How old are your children?
I asked out of curiosity. Biscuits? Bread with cheese? And tops up with allowance? Everyday? I'm confused. The lunchbox sounded like it's prepared for a primary school child. But the allowances ... is a tad too much for primary school children. 

Coll : One is Form 4 and the other Form 5.

Me giggled : kkekkek ... Mr Cool, at that age, it's kind of 'uncool' to bring lunchboxes to school. kkekeke. For me, I would want to  go to the canteen, eat with my friends instead of being there but eating from my same old lunchbox food.

I'm relating to my own experience as a secondary school-er, who had to bring lunchbox to school everyday.

Coll : They do eat canteen food at times and bring back the lunchboxes. But, canteen food can be quite unpleasant sometimes, and that's when they will finish up the bread. Even if they don't eat what's served in canteen, they will still be there with their friends, eating from their lunchboxes.It's actually fine with my boys. They don't really care what people think of them. Afterall, cool is about being yourself.

Hmm ... I pondered over his remarks and now I know why.


I finally understood why I'm so darn cool.

Pediatrician

I brought Ivan to see the Dr today as he's still having fever after 4 days. Pediatrician is one of the specialists who make big bucks besides the gynecologist. However, when comes to dedication and compassion in their work and patients, not many Drs service with a heart.

We brought the boys to many pediatricians before but mostly it's around our area or a little bit further up. I’m ranting my experiences with the Pediatricians in this post. Bear with me please. There were so many disappointing ones and the worst in the record is Dr Trouble in Puchong Jaya.

Dr Trouble (Puchong Jaya)

This is the worst in history. We were in an opened-door consultation room and on the Dr's right hand was the scanner and his left hand was the list of barcodes with different types of illnesses (imagine Giant hypermarkets' cashier).

First question from the Dr, "What's wrong with him?"

"He has fever since yesterday". *beeeeeeeeeeeeppppp* (the Dr scans the "Fever" barcode).

"Anything else? Flu?" (Hard selling)

"Eerr ... ya, runny nose" *beeeeeeeeeppppp* (scans on the "Flu" barcode)

"Sore throat?"

"We are not too sure. Could you check?"

Dr reluctantly checks Ivan's throat. "Ya, a bit red" *bbbeeeeeeeeeeepp* (scans on "Sorethroat")

"Cough?"

"Yes, especially at night." *beeeeeeeeeeppppp* (scans on "Cough")

"He seems to be wheezing badly. The nurse will help you with the nebulizer later. He also need to come in for the next 2 days. No need to wait. Just tell the nurse that you are here for the Nebulizer" *beeeeeeppppp* (scans on "Double charge" - Hhaha .. I made this up)

Oh dear ... Ivan was put on the Nebulizer for the first time and he cried apeshit. We continued with the same treatment for the next 2 days before we realised what a crap Dr he is. It was disturbing to see almost all children there were on Nebulizer. I have a feeling that this is Dr Trouble's standard procedure. All of them were queuing up to get a dose of their 'drugs'. That was Ivan's first, second and last time. I silently prayed that he couldn't last in Puchong. Unfortunately, it went unanswered. I have a feeling he's still around though, conning other innocent parents.

Dr Fullamak and Nurse Fuiyoh from Bandar Puteri.

Well, she was okay in my list until the AH1N1 virus episode.

AH1N1 at that time was quite a scare. Plenty of information on prevention but nothing much on treatment details. Naturally, we were worried sick. As a worried parent, I would want the Drs (or nurses are also fine) to provide feedback as promised. I’m relating to the test results.

Jef brought Ivan for throat swab and was told to expect call from the hospital the next day. We waited and waited.. no calls. So, I called instead.

Nurse Fuiyoh gave me false assurance that everything is fine, based on her assumption that if it’s positive, the hospital would already knew it by then. So, she assumed that it has to be negative. When asked whether we could speak to the Dr, she said Dr has gone home.

We were getting really anxious as the next day was Sunday and I dread to prolong the wait for another day. About half an hour later, Dr Fullamak called. She informed us that it’s positive and we should drop by the hospital to pick up the medications. She said, “Pick it up from the emergency ward”. I asked her about Jay. I would want to have him tested as well. She replied, “Sure. The MO (medical officer) in the emergency ward will assist.” “We live very nearby. Can you wait for us please? We will come immediately”. “It’s okay to look for MO. The Dr there will assist you.”

We were treated like just ‘another case’ and I can understand why. It's the hospital and they see plenty of these cases everyday. But, can’t they pretend to care for a second?

Dr Wonderful from Puchong Jaya

Like the name implies, this is the best Dr so far. Of course the Dr has some weaknesses too (c'mon, no one is perfect) and let’s bicker about her weaknesses first.

Weaknesses :

1. She’s late most of the time. Clinic starts at 6.30 but she’s only there at 6.50 pm ++. I hate to wait. Especially with a sick child. There was once, we are the first in queue and we still had to wait for almost an hour.

2. She answers phone calls during consultation.She's the first Dr I know who answers phone calls during consultation. I find it rather disrespectful, considering that she's a professional.

Strengths :

Plenty.

1. She never hurries the patient out despite the long queue outside. She listens to the parents and checks your child thoroughly.

2. She explains your child’s condition in layman term and if necessary, she tells you what to expect in the next few days time. She does this so that you will not be caught surprised.

3. She calls you after a consultation (sometimes), just to follow up on the condition of your child.

4. She picks up your call and answers queries on the phone. I learn to appreciate this alot later on (even though I find it rather disrespectful at first). You know, especially when you just want to clarify something really quick with her.

5. She doesn't mind working through lunch and spending more time to see one more patient. On Saturdays, she sees patients from morning till 4 pm ++, without lunch. That's real dedication, folks.

There ... let me know if you would like to have Dr Wonderful's contact. :)

World's Greatest Dad

The first time it happened, Ivan was just one year plus. And now, it's happening again to Jayden. Jayden's barely one year old. I can't find any reasonable explanations to this 'phenomenal' and I have to agree that it's not pure coincidence cause this happened not once but twice. Twice to different individuals, twice at almost the same age for both boys. *sigh* Bet the boys can already tell who to please at age of one, huh? Since I'm the angel and he's the punisher, I'm the good one and he's the bad one, I'm the easy one and he's the tougher one and I'm the one who forgives them even though they don't call me first. Both of them adds "Daddy" into  their list of first vocal words. Probably to a certain extend, human's instinct can tell who to ingratiate to (suck up to) and when to do so. Hahhah ... I'm just jealoused.

They love daddy more than mummy. Atleast a 0.00000001% extra of love for daddy compared to mummy. And I don't blame them. Jef's such a wonderful dad. Though he's tough with the boys, but he's also playful with them when it's play time. He plays with them, jokes with them and plays funny harmless pranks on them (or me) for a good laugh. Besides the long straight face that he puts on when he's angry, there are also plenty of funny faces Jef feigns just to get the two boys laughing away. Well, laughter can be contagious and had me laughing along too. He fills the home and our heart with happiness which is beyond words.

Happy times are great times. Sick times are not fun especially when it's children you need to deal with. Though it is every parents' unwritten responsibilities to take care of sick children. But, there are some dads who prefers to leave it to wifey. Not with Jef. In sickness and in health, he's there for us. As much as it hurts to be sick, it hurts him more to see you sick.

If there's going to be an award for World's Greatest Dad, Jef definitely gets 2 votes. (I'm voting my own dad .. hhahaa)

I made all those up. And yes, I'm saying this because I'm still jealous. I figured that the *only* reasonable reason the boys are calling Daddy first is simply because Daddy is such an easy word to say. Daahh Deee .. easy peasy, baby. Hahaa ... Just kidding. You are the World's Greatest Dad for Ivan and Jayden. Happy Father's Day. Sorry that the wishes came so late, ya.


So, here. Ivan calling Daddy. Take note of how Jef answers Ivan. Cool as cucumber.

Dr Khoo's Remedy

Bet you will be making those faces when I share this story with you. Dr Khoo's remedy for cough. Not just any kind of cough but Prolonged Cough. So, here it is, the lost recipe :

1. Trap 7 male cockroaches.

2. Use a satay stick and poke through the roaches

3. Grill the roaches like how Rob Rainford does it 

4. Grind the grilled roaches to powder form

5. Mix the powder into a cup of your favourite tea
6. Drink up the concoction in a gulp !

I was talking to my mom last weekend and sighed about how often the boys fall sick. Then she shared this remedy with me. Dr Khoo? Yes, Dr Khoo is my mom. She did that concoction for me to devour when I was little. And she said, "Right after you drank it, you got well and look at you now ... ! You are well and seldom cough". *cough*cough* I feel sick ...

Tale of a Wonderful Mother's Day

Jef offered to wash the cars yesterday with Ivan's help. My first thought, "Uughh, the boys would be so tired after the car wash and I will be left with 3 babies to take care of ! So, thanks but no thanks !". And I politely declined. Ivan was doing his homework and revision at that time and looking at him struggling to read the Chinese words, I changed my mind. The car wash would be fun for him and like what Jef said, it's a good bonding session for them.

I shared the plan with Ivan and he was thrilled to do the car wash. Equipped with a pail and other stuffs, the big boys went outside to start work. Jef suggested for me to go for a walk with Jay in stroller (brilliant idea!) while waiting for my car to be cleaned and groomed.

When everything's done up, Ivan said these to me while he was still clad in his damp shirt and pants.

"Mummy, is your car clean?"

"Do you like it?"

"Are you happy?"

(And I replied yes to all the 3 questions)

"Happy Mother's Day !!!"

(I dropped whatever I was doing and gave him a tight tight hug !)

Sweet of Jef to plan it out (though he wasn't really persistent about washing my car earlier.) :P This is indeed much better compared to a card. So, this year wash my car. Next year help to clean the house while I go for Spa? How about that, daddy?

Earth Hour

You *must* have heard of the Earth Hour, going blackout for 60 minutes. Some say that this is too crappy, ridiculous and doesn't-do-much-good to earth and thus, it's just a marketing gimmick. Well, I did it last year and I did it again this year. Yuppie, we went 'black' for 60 minutes today, from 8.30 - 9.30 pm.

For me, I'm supporting this event because I could use this to my advantage in educating or creating awareness for Ivan. (Hmm ... Jay is too young to understand). Haha .. I told Ivan that we are saving energy. We will need to 'experience' being in the dark to understand the importance of light to us. Without light, it's inconvenient and we must conserve energy to keep the lights on. *ahem*

Ivan was excited about the idea of being in darkness as Jef bought him a torch not so long ago and he can finally put it to good use.

"Okay, let's switch off the lights. Mummy, your ThinkPad and your phone .. !"

"So, how am I going to see in the dark?", I protested.

"Use my torchlight !"

There .. the whole hour, Ivan went round the hall with his torch. On, off, on, off .. *sigh* We survived an hour in the dark (but with fans switched on .. *grin*) ! It wasn't so bad as we had the fans on and it was just 60 minutes. My mom missed half an hour of her favourite show but well, there's always a repeat in astro.

So, if you had supported the event, Hi-5 ! But if you missed it, it's all right, wait for the next year !

A Loose Nut

Today a friend asked me this, "What are the names of Transformers' parents? Example Bumblebee Optimus Prime, etc"

Hmm, doesn't make sense, right? I asked to check whether was he asking about his parents' names? "nhuh? Where got?"

"Got"

"Don't know ler"

I'm starting to think that this guy is probably an aged uncle who probably doesn't understand what is Transformers all about and maybe, has not even watched it before. A loose nut.

Then he said, "Transparent"

There's Something Behind Me

I was alone in the kitchen, washing the dishes. I'm not sure about you but I love washing dishes. The fresh lemon scent of dishwashing liquid is simply too addictive and I must get a whiff of it everyday. And the bubbles. Aahh .. Love to see how those bubbles float around in the air and every bursts contain so much of fresh tantalizing lemon scent. Haha .. the truth is, I love doing the washing simply because it's a me-time. I get to think through stuffs, talk to myself alittle bit and .. well, you know, just being in my own world.

So, this particular day was of no difference. My mind was preoccupied with stuffs and suddenly, I felt something pressing down on my legs from behind. The 'thing' moved up and down, up and down my legs. My heart was racing crazily as Jef's not around (and who else will annoy me like this if not him?) In a split second, I turned around and eeeeekkkkssss!!!!! There's no one behind me .... but I could still feel 'it' moving around. OMG .. ! I screamed and I was sooo closed to breaking down at that moment. Then, Ivan peered at me with a grin and said, "My back's itchy. Can you scratch for me?" *cold sweat*

So, it was just Ivan. Trying to scratch his back by moving up and down on my legs. *phheeewww* Feeling relieved but still shivering slightly, I chided Ivan for his thoughtless prank.

"Don't you do that again .. sneaking up on me !"

"My back's itchy and your hands are wet... Can you scratch for me?"

*sighhh*

Getting Older .. *Not Me* I'm Not Old !

A quiet birthday, celebrated with my dearest hubby, my handsome boys, mom and mil. Looking back, many years ago, we used to celebrate birthdays with lots of *fireworks*. Not the real fireworks but it was as loud, as grand and full of surprises (and sometimes, it can get rambunctious too). I'm referring to clubbing days. Bar over crowded with people, blasting music and served with lots of boozes to celebrate. I know, I know, it's not healthy but being young and with lots of time to waste and with the urge to explore, *urm* .. sometimes, you tend to do foolish things. Part of growing up. Do I hear a been-there, done-that from you? Haha ...

Those were the days. It's no longer celebrated that way these days; days when I stepped into motherhood. No more fireworks, booze, music and crowd. Those are now replaced with milk bottles, pacifier, diapers, milk powder, toys, warm blankie and cuddly bolsters. The loudness and bangs are replaced by cries, laughter and chuckles. Aaahh ... (read it in relief tone).

Despite the lack of glamorous and foolishness, I am still in the limelight. Thanks to lou kong, my birthday was celebrated at home *quietly* but packed with family warmth and love. This is far better off than the fireworks. :) Don't envy me and don't bother asking how old I am. I'm not telling. *wink* I may be aging, but the signs are not showing .. cause, I have a young heart and soul. *hahahhahahahah*

Monday Trifle

Can you stick your tongue out and touch your nose?

[Ivan] : Look at how I am doing it ..

[Jayden] : I can do more than that ! I can bend my legs up into my mouth ...

SuperWoman's Undie !

A sexy little Lacie by Victoria's Secret.. especially for SuperWomen out there ! *rofl*

Random Thoughts

Everyday, I, like thousand others, will need to brave through crazy traffic to get to places. Usually, I drive to work and back to home and of course, to some other places as well (malls, malls, malls, .. :P ) So, the time spent behind the wheels is quite a fair bit especially if we are caught in heavy traffic. And, what do you do while wait to arrive?

Mine varies. I can do makeup in the car. Apply mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow, blusher, lipcolour, etc .. in the car. Of course not while it's moving but while queuing to get to the toll. I will quickly dab some blusher while car is rolling slowly forward and with my excellent skills and accurate estimations, I will be able to stay close to the car infront without 'kissing' it. Heheh .. *touchwood* I have seen some other ladies makeup in the car too. So, this is pretty common but skill and a pair of steady hands is definitely required.

Apart from that, I sing and shake a little in the car. From the outside, you can see me opening and closing my mouth, with a face full of expressions and hands everywhere, I do look like a mad woman. Hahah , forgive me for the unwanted performances but I was just trying to stay awake.

Next .. I chat on the phone with friends. This is particularly tough when it's early in the morning when everyone is still sleeping or rushing preparing to hit the road. The choice of 'victims' are really limited and so, this is the least preferred things-to-do in the car.

Today, I did something different. *grin* I was pulling gray hairs in the car ! Hahahhaha ! With a tissue paper laid out on my laps, I started pulling and dropping it off on the tissue. Couldn't believe it when I counted it to be more than 20 strands ! (and I still have lots) During the process, 5 strands of healthy black hair was sacrificed. Accidentally pulled them out.. :P

So far, this is the weirdest thing I have ever done in the car. What about you? And, hey ... spare me the details if it's something 18SX ya ..

While I Was Away ...

I was away for 3 days and 2 nights last week for an event organised by the company. After enjoying 2 solid nights of sleep, I am finally back at home on Saturday afternoon. Hmm, home sweet home.

While I was away, Jef shared with me the stuffs I missed out.

On Thursday night, after bathing Ivan, and while Jef was drying him up, Ivan did this. With his left hand holding his left butt cheek and right hand holding his right butt cheek, he opens and closes his butt cheeks. He made his butt do the 'talking'. And Mr Butt says, "I love you !" to daddy. If you know Crayon Shin Chan, this is one of the favourite things he likes to do. Pull down his pants and do the buli-buli dance. Ivan didn't do the dance. He just said the 3 words to Jef with his naked butt and flipping ding ding. Jef burst out laughing loudly.

Later on, Jef went on to pack Ivan's bag for school on Friday. He gave Ivan some local delights he bought from Penang (like sak-kay-ma and tambun biscuit). Seeing the tambun biscuit, Ivan asked for one and daddy took one from the big box full of tambun biscuits. As usual, Ivan was being odd and insisted that he wants to have the one in his lunch box instead. Puzzled and annoyed, daddy switched one in the big box with the one in the lunch box, just to show Ivan that both are the same. "See, it's the same, Ivan". And Ivan said, "Your eyes and body, same or not?" Ivan didn't make much sense but enough to keep daddy quiet and speechless. Must be hilarious and if I was around, I will surely be laughing my ass off.

As for Jayden, he's laughing louder and talks more and turns over like a champion now. But, he kinds of forgotten about me. He can't remember me !!! *sob*sob* Guess I need to put a stack of my photographs at home and Jef will need to flash to him like flash cards whenever I am away.

F.I.V.E

Five. Spending only RM5 for each meal. Yeap, that's what I'm trying to achieve now, everyday for every meals when I'm at work.

This started off when my colleague and I were out having lunch and we asked for the bill. The bill was just RM 15.20. For the both of us. *nhuh? RM15.20?? There must be a mistake* We were quite surprised and double checked the bill cause we were pretty sure there's a mistake. The bill is correct. We left the shop feeling happy at how cheap the lunch was.

Cheap??

Thing is, we finally realised that we have been spending quite a lot on our meals, an average of RM15 per meal. Hmm, the last I checked, I didn't earn that much and that explains alot about me being poor. Geezzz ..

So ! So, I have decided to cut down on meals. :) The limit is just five. Haha, the result so far?
Day 1 : RM4.50
Day 2 : RM5.00 (nah, I didn't skip lunch. My generous client spent me lunch.)
Day 3 : RM2.50
Day 4 : RM8.20 (-RM3.20)
Day 5 : RM2.50

Not bad, huh? Imagine for a 20 working days and with an average of RM 15 per meal, I used to spend about RM300. And if I manage to stick to just RM5, I get to save RM200 ! Woweeee ... !!

I shared this idea of mine with hubby dear and with sympathetic look, he passed me a piece of chicken and said, "Here, you must be hungry. Eat more. Can I give you RM5 everyday to help?" Haha .. ! Thanks hubby, but that's not the point. If I get to save RM200, it's my achievement and I will be proud of myself.

What about you? How much did you spend for lunch just now? or yesterday?

Clean Desk Policy

I was so surprised to see this yesterday. This is Jef’s section and it has never been this clean and neat. Reminds of Clean Desk Policy at my workplace. This is much cleaner than that. Wow, I’m still in shock.

Well, now let’s see how long does this last. :P

P/S: “Anonymous” , how long do you think this will last?

Misunderstood

Misunderstandings have never been so hilarious. I realised recently that Ivan misunderstood some of the words or phrases we use sometimes.

1. Go ahead

Ivan's translation : "Mummy, why you say my head? Why go my head?"

2. Breakfast

Ivan's translation : "Daddy, I don't want noodles, I want to have bread first.. Mummy say have bread first"

We were puzzled for awhile and then only realised why he insisted to have bread first. Breakfast sounded like bread first to him ... hmm ...

3. Toothache

Ivan's translation : Tooth has an egg !

Now who will thought that words can be so fun ... :)

Scratchy scratch

Jeffrey was feeding Jay Jay and then he had the need to scratch his nose.

*wriggle wriggle nose*

[Jef] : Ivan Ivan Ivan ... come quick ! Can you help me to hold the bottle please?

[Ivan came and wondered why daddy made such request] : Huh?

[Jef] : Just hold the bottle for me ... Don't push ya, just hold it up. Quick ! My nose is itchy and I want to scratch.
Ivan obediently holds the bottle while daddy scratches his nose. aarrgghh ... felt so good. *teehee*

[Jef] : Ok .. thank you Ivan.

[Ivan] : You are welcome.

2 minutes later ...

[Jef] : Ivan ! Quick .. come over. Help me hold the bottle again please? Or .. can you help me to scratch my nose please?
[Ivan] : Huh .. ? Scratch your nose?

[Jef] : Yes ... here .. up here .. inside the hole ..

[Ivan] : Inside the hole?!?!?!?!!??! No !

HHahhahah ... obviously Jef was just teasing Ivan and Ivan was really shocked. Little did he know that daddy was just teasing him and we had a good laugh seeing him so shocked.