Aug 1, 2007

Funny SMS (Part II)

As we live in society filled with itchy backside people, we tend to be as itchy as well. Continuation from yesterday's funny SMS, with help from my colleagues, this is what I replied to her :

Eh Tino! mu sero mu gagoh nak sere aku? Sapo rampas jatemu. Aku bini do anok sore. Mu jago sikit mulut mu! Aku tahu mu bhubung lg nge dio. Mapuh mu pehe !

[*ahem* and translated as]

Woman ! Do you think you are strong enough to fight me? Who stole your man? I'm his wife with a kid. Better watch your language and if I know you are still incontact with him, die you. Understand?

We waited patiently for her to reply but it never happen till late at night and this is what she said :

Eleh.. Taik jubor eh, ank sore, nate apo mung nk nipu, mung ingt aku xthu, mung 2 budok lg, jago molek la daro mung tu, namo kae, aku g suruh ore baris mung tuh .. RETI !!

[Translated as]

*beep*beep* Why would you want to lie about having 1 kid? Don't think I don't know that you are still a child yourself. Take good care of your chastity otherwise, I get people to ...*beep*

[Wow ... this woman is really crazy. I didn't reply this message because I don't know how to reply in Kelantanese and I can't really understand what she was talking about yesterday. Subsequently, she sent me another message :]

Sori kak, sy silap n0mbor, sy nk kcau kawe sy.. Hehehe.. Sori erk, bye2..

[Translation is not required here because it's pretty obvious she apologised and realised that she sent to the wrong number.]

I found out later that they are actually school children. School children with handphones. It is pretty common for children of today to carry a handphone, SMSing friends, chatting with friends etc. If you are a parent yourself, and your child has a handphone, why not take a peek at the Inbox or Sent Item or even Delivery Reports. You might find interesting things ... :) Good Luck !

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