Funny SMS

I received a funny SMS from a distressed Kelantanese woman.

This is how the SMS sounded like :

Eh Tin0, mg ser0 c0mey k0..

Mg rampas gewe aku..

Eh cekpit mg bsar sgt k0 nk gewe nge jate aku..

Eh, jate aku 2 nk main jh mg 2, die saye ktku lg..ZULAIKA,

mg m0lek sket deh,

mg nk aku wt babak g g0coh mg k0,

b0 kcau JATE aku,

Aku thu, mg bhubung lg nge di0,mapuh la mg..PEHE!!!

Translated as :

Woman, you think you are the only one who's cute?

You stole my man

Err .. censored

My man is just fooling with you and it is ME that he loves (Zulaika is either her name or 'mine')

You better watch out

Do you want to put up a fight

Don't disturb my man

If I know you are still in touch with him, die you. UNDERSTAND?

So, either Jef has been messing with a Kelantanese woman or it is just a simple case of wrong number. Either way, I had a good laugh with my colleagues. An advice to all women out there. Next time if you ever thought of sending a life threatening SMS like that to your 'competitor', please check the number carefully. Do thorough investigations first. :)