Masculine Me

You have moustache...

*Ivan was talking to me, while his eyes are still inspecting my upper lips*

I don't have, Ivan. Those are just fine hairs.. everyone has

But you have moustache like daddy. And why are you wearing daddy's pants?

*I am wearing trousers to work today ... my own trousers of course*
It's mine. My own pair of pants, okay...

Hmm.. I reckoned that I am always dressed in skirts or dresses and just when I'm wearing trousers, he thinks that I'm masculine. Hhahahahah ... in my exaggerated husky voice, "I'm daddy today, Ivan"