Heart to heart with Ivan

Tete-a-tete with Ivan :

Tete-a-tete No. 1:

[Me] : Ivan, do you want milk?

[Ivan] : Noooooo... drink fofffeee (translated as coffee)

[Me] : No, mummy drinks coffee and Ivan drinks milk

[Ivan] : Mummy drinks milk !

He's simply saying, 'Hey, you are not drinking milk and you ask me to? Are you crazy?'

Tete-a-tete No. 2 :

[Me] : Who's bed is this? *I was trying to 'remind' him that he has a bed afterall and not just sleeping in between daddy and mummy

[Ivan] : Mummy's bed !

[Me] : Ivan, look closely. Pooh is here, mickey is here too and hey .. there's also doraemon. These are your toys. So, whose bed is this?

[Ivan] : Daddy's bed !

When will he sleep on his own?

Tete-a-tete No. 3 :

Ivan farted. He glanced at me, hoping that I didn't hear it but I did

[Me] : Was that you?

[Ivan] : Aiii-Vernnn !

[Me] : Good boy !!

He admits it for the first time! Yay ... !!

Tete-a-tete No. 4 :

Ivan lying down on the bed, trying to establish a connection with Mr Chow while I was stroking his head lovingly by his side, singing a soft tune. He raised his arm and pushed my head down

[Ivan] : Sleep mummy !

eerrrr ...

Funny moment :

At 4am this morning, Ivan shouted at me. 'Mummy !!! Mummmyyy ! Ant bite ! Ant bite !'.

This is normal. He's always like this whenever he wants me to scratch his leg or apply cream to ease the itch. But I was still blur-blur and I grabbed my lotion to con him instead of Mentholatum Ointment (that's downstairs and ... I'm lazy to go downstairs). Applied all over his leg and he slept after that. The next morning, I woke up and felt someting dripping on my face.

Ivan was dripping the same lotion on my face and in my ear. 'Mummy, ant bite ant bite !'

Aiyoh .... I had to wash my face longer and thoroughly today.