What do you do when you have clogged toilet? Call 911 (oh .. 999 in Malaysia)? Or call the plumber? Pour down a bottle of acid? Use your hand to dig deep inside the hole? Or alternatively, you can also opt for a snake (metal wire) that will snake its way down your drain and loosen any clogs! Or throw in a couple of piranhas to eat up whatever causing the blockage? eewwww......
You can be imaginative but tell you what you can do.
Call Handy-Manny Jeffrey with the Plunger !
Yes Yes Yes ... !
He's the best in town, he's the expert in clearing the 'pathway' to deep south. With just a pail of water and his trusty plunger, he doesn't give up at just 10 or 20 plunges. He promises to fix it or he shall dig it.
*teehee* gross. But, that's how it is with my room's toilet. Well, I don't mean that he actually digs deep into it but my toilet is kind of 'choosy' and takes in only delicate stuffs. Urrmm, for instance, it only flushes in stuffs sized like Maki, Nigiri, Oshizushi, Inari, etc. Anything bigger than 4 inches will be rejected and creates obstructions. For instance, Temaki, Soft shell crab, Wagashi are a tad too big for my small-throated toilet. Mind you, to come out with these facts, I had to simulate several trial runs and each time I succeed in blocking the toilet, Handy-Manny Jef comes along (yah, with his trusty plunger !).
Ok. This is a gross post. Just for the record, I love sushis alot but no fishes were killed in the simulation tests mentioned. Oh and ya ... don't call my hubby. :) He services our private toilet only. (too bad !)
2 comments:
damn... i'm going to sue u.... ggrrr!!
ahaks ! Getting sued by an anonymous person over a compliment made to my Handy-Manny Jef.
uuhh .. I'm so excited, Jef !
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